melbournenerdfighterconfessions:
I haven’t had a crush in a long time and I don’t know if what I’m feeling is that or if I’ve created a fantasy around someone I barely know anything about.
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
(Source: casualcynic, via lumpycats)
BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED
This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.
(Source: quarteralert, via staff-sergeant-maxmayhem)
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